DebateDrinking.com (yeah, it’s a real website) has the official drinking game. First thing you have to do is pick a candidate. It doesn’t have to be the one you plan to vote for. Then, you have to take a drink any time your candidate says one of the following words:
Barack Obama Mitt Romney
Millionaires 16 trillion Voucher UnemploymentLet me be clear ObamaCareBain My friendInherited Job CreatorsInvest 716 billionGeneral Motors RedistributeMiddle Class Private SectorFamilies WorkClinton ReaganAlso, you should take an additional drink for each person or organization that your candidate thanks in his opening remarks. If your guy lays out any type of numbered or multi-step plan, take a drink for each number. And, each time your candidate forces an awkward grin or laugh, take a drink. Good luck, and may the best drinker win.
