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The 10 Things Real Men Never Do … Like Drinking Coconut Rum, Wearing Bright-Colored Pants, and Tweeting

Want to be a MODERN GENTLEMAN? Better learn how to tie a tie, style your hair with water, and communicate with people by actually talking to them. Sounds exhausting.

A British magazine called “Country Life” just released a list of the things a 21st century gentleman never does. Here are the top 10 …

1. Wear a pre-tied bowtie.
2. Drink Malibu coconut rum.
3. Buy bright-colored pants.
4. Tweet.
5. Put product in his hair.
6. Write with a cheap ballpoint pen.
7. Forget his wristwatch.
8. Walk out on a play.
9. Own a cat.
10. Finish his food before everyone else. (Country Life)

Does Drinking Make You Funnier?

No … It Actually Makes You Less Funny

Think back to the last time you had six or seven drinks with your friends. You were HILARIOUS, right? Well, yes and no … but mostly no.

Two psychologists just released a study that found people think they’re INCREDIBLY funny when they’re drunk … but OTHER people don’t see it that way.

In fact, for every drink you have, YOU think you’re getting funnier … while your sober friends think you’re getting LESS funny.

Your drunk friends MAY find you funny as you drink, but they don’t really care … they’re too focused on how funny THEY’RE being to really pay attention.

Sure, YOU genuinely believed you were hilarious. So, in a way, yes … you were hilarious. But no one else agreed.
(Daily Mail)

There’s a New Cheech & Chong Movie on the Way

For the first time in 30 YEARS, there’s a CHEECH & CHONG movie in the works. There’s no word on a title yet, but it’ll center around 67-year-old CHEECH MARIN and 75-year-old TOMMY CHONG going to a festival called The Burning Joint.

It’s being directed by JAY CHANDRASEKHAR from the Broken Lizard comedy troupe. He’s also working on the script. He previously directed “Super Troopers”, “Beerfest” and the “Dukes of Hazzard” movie.

Chong says, quote, “We’ve had some preliminary meetings. It looks really good. It looks really funny … It’s going to be a lot of fun.” They’re hoping to start filming this summer.

The last official Cheech & Chong movie was the criminally underrated “Cheech & Chong’s Corsican Brothers” in 1984. Their last official STONER movie was 1983’s “Still Smokin’”.

"Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie" came out last year, but that was just somebody putting animation to their old comedy bits. The guys had nothing to do with it except to approve the final cut.

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