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Does Drinking Make You Funnier?

No … It Actually Makes You Less Funny

Think back to the last time you had six or seven drinks with your friends. You were HILARIOUS, right? Well, yes and no … but mostly no.

Two psychologists just released a study that found people think they’re INCREDIBLY funny when they’re drunk … but OTHER people don’t see it that way.

In fact, for every drink you have, YOU think you’re getting funnier … while your sober friends think you’re getting LESS funny.

Your drunk friends MAY find you funny as you drink, but they don’t really care … they’re too focused on how funny THEY’RE being to really pay attention.

Sure, YOU genuinely believed you were hilarious. So, in a way, yes … you were hilarious. But no one else agreed.
(Daily Mail)

There’s a New Cheech & Chong Movie on the Way

For the first time in 30 YEARS, there’s a CHEECH & CHONG movie in the works. There’s no word on a title yet, but it’ll center around 67-year-old CHEECH MARIN and 75-year-old TOMMY CHONG going to a festival called The Burning Joint.

It’s being directed by JAY CHANDRASEKHAR from the Broken Lizard comedy troupe. He’s also working on the script. He previously directed “Super Troopers”, “Beerfest” and the “Dukes of Hazzard” movie.

Chong says, quote, “We’ve had some preliminary meetings. It looks really good. It looks really funny … It’s going to be a lot of fun.” They’re hoping to start filming this summer.

The last official Cheech & Chong movie was the criminally underrated “Cheech & Chong’s Corsican Brothers” in 1984. Their last official STONER movie was 1983’s “Still Smokin’”.

"Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie" came out last year, but that was just somebody putting animation to their old comedy bits. The guys had nothing to do with it except to approve the final cut.

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The Five Dance Moves That Make Men More Attractive to Women

I don’t know about you, guys … but I’m guessing you’re not a great dancer. Most of us aren’t … but maybe SCIENCE can save us.

A study out of Northumbria University in England had women rate computer-generated images based on real movements, and figured out the five dance moves that make men more ATTRACTIVE. The findings are a little too general, but every bit helps.

1. Move your head. Whether you’re nodding or shaking your head to the beat … you want to keep it loose and varied. Don’t act like you’re wearing a neck brace.

2. Move your wrists. You don’t want them all locked up.

3. Move your left shoulder. Like, bounce your left shoulder up and down once in a while. And again, keep the movement varied.

4. Make fast movements with your right knee. Make sure your right leg swivels at the knee. Like you’re gyrating your right leg using your hip, in sort of a circular way. Like ELVIS … or MICHAEL JACKSON in the “Rock With You” video.

5. Keep your upper body moving. You want your torso to move around, as opposed to flailing your ARMS around. But don’t keep your arms and legs TOO close to your body.

The researchers say these moves could be biological signals of your, quote, “reproductive quality in terms of health, vigor, or strength” … which is why women find them so attractive. (Daily Mail)

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